Bundle Words Aloud

It is only when the components of some bundle words are distinctly (and perhaps incorrectly) pronounced aloud that they give new meaning to the whole word.  Say the following words aloud so that you get the goofinition shown.

asphalt — snake barrier

aspire — snake anger

bedevil — nightmares

begone — how to get cup of coffee

brandisk — breakfast

briefly — cheese loving insect

cornice — frozen treat made of maize

detergent — a kick in the groin

earnest — home for listeners

endanger — counting to ten and taking a deep breath

endear — last one to hear a rumor

fatally — chubby friend

father — big lady over there

gallant — an audacious insect

generally — microbiologists convention

justice — scotch on the rocks, hold the scotch

legend — the toes

malediction — basso voice

malefactor — y chromosome

massacres — open air church

menswear — locker room language

misery — penny pinching

mustache — mandatory pain

noticed — room temperature

novice — good behavior

nowhere — currently present

pageant — calling insect

panache — cooking pain

parable — 180 yard hole

pigeon — era of slobs

prosecute — not a knockout beauty

restart — the knack of relaxing

sagacity — town with a tale

scarcity — the burn ward

sinking — Satan

sparrow — boxing argument

This entertaining page is just one of the many humorous pages showing how English language words can be fun, often being the center of jokes, witticisms, puns, and jest and bringing smiles if not laughter to the comedian in each of us.