Bundle Words

Some words are bundles of two or more words, like can-did or super-in-ten-dent, and are called charades.  Sometimes the components can suggest a definition very different from the whole word’s real meaning, in which case the charade is called a bundle word, a subset of daffynitions.  There are hundreds of charades in English but few good bundle words.  Here are a few of the more interesting ones.  (Also see Daffynitions and Goofintions.)

abundance — a bread boogie

adamant — the first insect

admission — marketing strategy

adverse — product jingle

alphabet — first bet of the night

antelope — quick insect marriage

assail — pain in the butt

assorts — donkey morsels

atrophy — a winner’s reward

automating — car romancing

barbell — saloon alarm

barking — boozer

bedlam — night flight

brandish — breakfast

bulldoze — more than a catnap

bumpkin — nudge and shove

button — sitting

candid — free will

canteen — capable young adult

canyon — toilet over there

carnation — the United States

carpet — coach dog

carping — engine noise

carport — fish morsel

castaway — actors’ strike

castrate — auditions

chestnut — bosom buddy

childhood — young gangster

clockwise — can tell time

converse — prison poetry

damnation — beaver colony

dampest — beaver

departmentally — go crazy

divergent — scuba man

dogma — bitch

doughnut — miser

downspout — feather molting

eggplant — hen

eyedropper — A clumsy ophthalmologist.

falsehood — undercover cop

forbid — on auction

foreground — golf course

furlong — mink yearn

grimace — fortune teller’s death card

hangnail — coat hook

headlines — face wrinkles

headquarters — coins without tails

humdrum — odd musical instrument

humbug — an insect that forgot the words

lavatory — volcanic British politician

meanwhile — cruel times

napkin — slumber and snooze

neighborhood — bully next door

nightmare — dark horse

offsprings — on waterbed

otherwise — uniquely smart

parole — fatherhood

pardon — pro golfer

pastoral — beyond talking

penchant — oink

peptide — flood of enthusiasm

plaintiff — minor quarrel

pronouncement — name-brand concrete

pungent — someone who thinks he’s witty

quarterback — tails

rampage — call for a male sheep

rampart — graffiti on the incline

rapid — source of hip hop

restoration — lecture that puts you to sleep

safecracker — no-fat bread wafer

seething — eyeball

shamrock — fake diamond

sparking — boxing champ

sheepskin — members of the flock

stockade — Wall Street refreshment

subconscious — thinking about a large sandwich

tadpole — small stick

tangent — beach bum

thinking — skinny monarch

triumphant — winning bug

wanton — lightweight

warden — the combat room

warrant — battle cry

This entertaining page is just one of the many humorous pages showing how English language words can be fun, often being the center of jokes, witticisms, puns, and jest and bringing smiles if not laughter to the comedian in each of us.