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There are words like “refuse” that have two different pronunciations, each with an independent meaning:  re-fuse´ meaning decline vs. re´-fuse meaning garbage.  Other words, when pronounced differently, may suggest a different meaning, a goofinition.  Here are a few (remember to say the word differently; for example, “bother” becomes “both” + er).

barfly — ad nauseam

bother — more than two

bravest — odd chest garment

capable — has a head

demonstrate — devilish display

furious — the look of mink

flower — cry baby

depot — pour soup

heaven — thrown up

hinder — further back

imply — elfin

literate — knows metric

molest — most like a skin blemish

mother — one who catches moths

preaching — before the pain starts

preface — before the makeup goes on

prelate — right on time

present — sent once before

ranger — retired bell ringer

restore — bed of rocks

redraw — steak cooked rare

resting — if the first sting doesn’t do it

singer — arsonist

solder — retired salesman

shower — dirty old man in a rain coat

only — one way to set the switch

tower — one in front of the towee

towing — take flight

unit — tag someone else

violator — musician akin to a cellist

This entertaining page is just one of the many humorous pages showing how English language words can be fun, often being the center of jokes, witticisms, puns, and jest and bringing smiles if not laughter to the comedian in each of us.