Polypuns Take a simple pun, like “the chiropractor from Egypt” and add “needed people” and you get a polypun.  But this one relies on misspellings to work (i. e., chiro vs. Cairo, and needed vs. kneaded.)  Here we’ll just stick to polypuns with words that are spelled correctly. The classy teacher wore contacts for her degraded pupils. The departed actor was beyond description, so nobody made a scene. The budding florist turned out to be a blooming idiot. The apparent father desires expensive doodads. The stocky broker found that bondage peaked his interest. The divine gardener would often repeat his seedy habits. When the umpires went out on strike, they had a ball. The disgusting weatherman was regaled when he stormed off the show. The handsome manicurist was nailed because he wouldn’t knuckle under. The flighty pilot flew into a proper rage after the flap about airline food. The blockhead was known in boxing circles as a square caught up in a triangle. The suitable tailor belted the panting investor for his off-the-cuff remarks. The stoned sculptor got busted for chiseling his clients. The spruced up lumberjack pined for a dialog with his elders. The cursed dogcatcher muttered he didn’t like to be hounded. The current electrician was shocked when police charged him with battery. Leaving the police station with a bound, the bookie used his sleeve to cover his face. The loafer was a heel because his sole archrival socked him. This entertaining page is just one of the many humorous pages showing how English language words can be fun, often being the center of jokes, witticisms, puns, and jest and bringing smiles if not laughter to the comedian in each of us.