Jim Wegryn presents

 Full of Words

— A Look at American Word Humor —


A Confusion of Collective Nouns

There seems to be a collective noun for just about any group—like a pride of lions, a ream of paper, a stand of trees, or a stack of bibles.  Some are oddly named and imply no quantity—like “a murder of crows.”  Wouldn’t it be more logically to call such a group “a crowd of crows?”  Here are some other collective nouns that would make sense.

A barrel of guns

A battery of flashlights

A body of morticians

A bowl of football games

A box of prize fighters

A bundle of babies

A carload of clowns

A case of lawyers

A cast of fishermen

A closet of acrophobics

A collection of churches

A company of chaperones

A complex of psychoanalysts

A crowd of crows

A cup of trophies

A dash of sprinters

A deck of cardinals

A deck of sailors

A division of mathematicians

A drove of old cars

A fleet of runners

A flush of toilets

A glut of doughnuts

A gross of pornographers

A hamper of helpers

A handful of palmists

A hill of beans

A host of emcees

A jar of Quakers

A kettle of drums

A list of ships

A litter of slobs

A loaf of bums

A lot of car dealers

A mass of priests

A measure of rulers

A mess of army cooks

A mound of baseball pitchers

A number of counts

A pack of suitcases

A pan of sightseers

A party of fraternity men

A peck of chickens

A pile of carpets

A pinch of pickpockets

A plethora of pedantries

A plot of conspirators

A pot of poker players

A pound of hammers

A purse of kisses

A quota of sayings

A raft of swimmers

A range of stoves

A rash of dermatologists

A ream of bureaucrats

A round of wheels

A run of cowards

A run of noses

A rush of fraternity men

A sack of quarterbacks

A sack of vandals

A school of teachers

A score of musicians

A sea of bishops

A shower of meteorologists

A slew of murderers

A slug of fists

A spray of cats

A stack of librarians

A string of violins

A sweep of brooms

A trunk of elephants

A volume of speakers

A wealth of millionaires