“First of all, let me point out that
is the only word spelled that way.”
“My wife uttered the word
in her sleep not long ago. The next day she said she had a nightmare.”
“There is nothing funny ha ha about
— unless, of course, you say it 20 times really fast.”
“If you reverse the letters in
,
you get
‘,’
which, as you know, …
…is nonsense.”
…makes as much sense as
.”
…spelled backwards is
.”
“Did you know that
is an old Eskimo word which they never use.”
“Did you realize that if
were letters shorter we wouldn't be talking about it?”
“So what impact has
had on the world? It has made the dictionary just a wee bit bigger.”
“The first word I ever spoke was
.
I was a junior in college.”
“Actually, my dog can say
.
He says it whenever he has to go outside.”
“Growing up, I first came across the word
in the Bible. It was written in the margin in pencil, verse…”
“We all know what
means. Unfortunately we all can’t agree.”
“In fact,
is not really very funny unless you misspell it.”
“A friend tells me that the word
comes from the Pig Latin ‘.‘”
“Today
is so controversial that people can’t even agree how to misspell it.”
“In the Garden of Eden, Eve was going to name one of the animals
,
but Adam said…
…‘No, save
for something that’s inexplicable.’”
…‘No, save
for something we can’t swallow.’”
…‘No, wait until something really hairy comes along.’”
…‘I’m already using
for some imponderable notion I have.’”
“It’s an old Indian word. They used to say, don‘t step in the
.”
“My dog’s name is
,
but when I call her, she runs away.”
“My cats’s name is
,
but when I call her, she never comes to me.”
“The first word actually heard coming from space was
followed by ‘nanoo-nanoo.’”
“I looked up
in the dictionary and it said…
…any idiot knows what
means.”
…there is no such word as
.”
…comes from the Greek, which is why I don’t understand it.”
…
is short for ‘alopoly.’
I looked up ‘alopoly’
and it wasn’t there.”
o you are giving a speech and you want
to make a joke with a certain word and you can’t find it on any page of