Silly Business Names

From “An Old Lady and a Mop

No doubt, someday someone will name a law firm Notable Attorneys not realizing it could be read as Not Able Attorneys.  But then again, who would have thought a startup car rental company could take the obviously absurd name of RentAWreck and succeed?  And if Lick A Chick restaurant makes a profit in Nova Scotia, then maybe the silly names below are okay, too.

(If you don’t see what’s funny about a particular name, say it aloud, slower or faster, or read it in syllables.)

We Air

airlines

Notable Attorneys

law firm

Shamrock Diamonds

jewelry outlet

All Over

tours and excursions

Pro Fits Only

clothing store

Go Away

travel agency

Electro Cute

robotic dolls

UseLess Gas

gas station

White Only

laundry bleach

Wreckless Drivers

chauffeuring service

The Runs

sports bar

Cold Comfort

air conditioners

Imp Ale

beer

Assail

hemorrhoid cream

Gun Skill

shooting range

Breakfast Coffee Maker

kitchen appliance

Creamation

coffee dairy substitute

Fowl Foods

chicken dinner label

Cast Raters

talent agency

Knot Forever

matrimony services

Belly Acres

weight-loss farm

Mass Acres

Boston mall

NewsCrew

TV news program

Panache

cookware brand

MoleStation

pesticide

Peerless

urinal brand

PetsCare

veterinarian services

End-It

drug for depression

Kid Napping Center

children's preschool

Lies On The Green

golf course

Touching Moments

child care center

Intensive Care

drug rehab center

Restitution

mattress sales center

Try and Save

wine tasting store

Pass Gas

propane gas cylinders

Soiled Bloomers

potted plants outlet

Dead Reckoning

funeral home

Crazy For You

psychiatry center

KnowsPics.com

online movie database

Waist Away

fitness center

Senior Moments

retirement center

Ill Advisors

medical consultants

Dark Secrets

tanning salon

YESLaughter

comedy club

Pro Testers

scholastic testing service

Feel Free

escort serve

Tiring Specialists

automobile tire store

Beneath You

floor covering outlet

Let’s Win

sporting goods store

Colored Class

interior decoraters

The Pen Is Power

publishing company

Way More

frozen dinners

Do! Do!

motivation consultants

Well Hung

draperies and curtains

Air Head

waterless toilet

Blow Hard

electric fan

Handy Caps

disposable head covering

Screw-It-Up

shelving hardware

CHEF’S WILL

gourmet restaurant

Bed Wetter

automatic garden sprinkler

West Ink

publisher

Town Sewers

quilters club

Dairy Air

frothy ice cream treat

Boring Enterprises

well drilling company

New Clear Air

room freshner

Berried Alive

zesty fruit drink