Fun With Names

Funny Names Unless One of Them is Yours

Ever heard of Ivan Itch, or Barb Dwyer?  Well, they belongs to the “Sticks and Stones Club” along with these other members who may or may not really exist.  (Those shown in bold are real people, according to www.Intelius.com people search.)

Got one not found here?  Send me an email (see address at left of page).  But be advised that only one instance of any given first name is shown here, and really lousy puns are avoided.

Aaron Sturun

Aaron D. Tires

Abbie Holliday

Abel N. Willing

Ada Lott

Adam Baum

Al Kaline

Alba Tross

Alec Tricity

Alf Abet

Ali Mooney

Amelia Rayshen

Angel Dust

Angie O. Graham

Anita Mann

Ann Teak

Anna Thesia

Anne Chovie

Annette Curtain

Annie Mayshun

April Raines

Ari Verderci

Arlo Price

Armand Hammer

Arn Teverwright

Art Deco

Artie Fishel

Asa Indahola

Augusta Wind

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Barb Dwyer

Barry A. Bone

Bart Ender

Bea Fuddle

Beau Vine

Bella Kose

Bella Katt

Ben Dover

Benny Factor

Bertha Kidd

Bess Twishes

Beth Leeham

Bette N. Loos

Betty Bye

Bill Ding

Billy Club

Bjorn Again

Bo Dayshush

Bob N. Weaver

Bobby Socks

Brady Bunch

Brock Lee

Brooke Trout

Bubba Gumm

Buck Aroo

Bud Abing

Burt Daysewt

Buster Head

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Cal Anders

Candice B. Love

Candy Barre

Carl Mell

Carry Meholm

Cass Kett

Cele Scinn

Chad Durbocks

Charlie Hoarse

Cheri Pitts

Chester Draws

Chick Flick

Chip Dipp

Chris Cross

Chuck Hoell

Cindy Kashun

Clair Voyant

Clara Nett

Claud Arms

Clay Feat

Clay Feat

Cliff Dweller

Clyde Inmidair

Colette A. Day

Colin Oscopy

Colleen Card

Cora Nairy

Cory Gated

Cris P. Cracker

Crystal Ball

Curt N. Rodd

Cy Kosis

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Daisy Chain

Dale E. Bredd

Dan Druff

Daryl Lict

Dean Ounce

Deb O'Nair

Dee Sepshun

Della Kettessen

Den Shures

Denise Hurt

Dewey Hafta

Di Rhea

Diane B. Berried

Dick Tate

Dinah Shore

Dom N. Nation

Don Keyes

Donna Kapp

Donnie Brook

Doris Schutt

Dot Matrix

Doug Graves

Drew Ling

Dru Blood

Dustin D. Eyre

Dusty Rhodes

Dwayne Pipes

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Earl E. Byrd

Ed Abul

Eddie Fication

Eddy Torial

Eileen Dover

Ella Fant

Elle O'Kwent

Ellie Mentary

Emma Nent

Erin Stewrun

Erna Nichol

Etta Kett

Eunice Icle

Eva Lution

Evan Gelic

Eve Ning

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Faith Full

Fanci Free

Fanny Pax

Fay King

Faye Tallity

Ferris Faire

Fitz Wright

Flo Chart

Fran Tick

Francis Krowded

Frank N. Beans

Freda Slaivs

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Gabe Asher

Gale Storm

Gay Apparrel

Gene Poole

Gil O'Tean

Ginger Snap

Gladys Nottmie

Glen Dailrode

Grace Kyes

Gus Tatory

Guy Zandolls

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Hal Mett

Ham Hocks

Hank O'Hare

Hans Ellengrettle

Harry Baer

Hattie Nown

Hedda Lettuce

Hedy Stuff

Heidi Hoe

Helen Back

Helena Hanbaskett

Herb E. Vore

Holly Wood

Honey Suckel

Hope Leslie

Horace Cope

Howie Dune

Hugh Mungus

Hugo Withotmy

Hy Tailitt

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Ida Soomso

Igor Beever

Ilene Onyu

Ilona Buck

Ima Fox

Ira Foose

Isabelle Ringin

Isadora Bell

Isaiah Prayer

Isolde House

Ivan Itch

Ivy Leag

Izzy Kidding

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Jack Hammer

Jacob Sladder

Jan Uary

Jane Link

Jay Walker

Jean E. Ollogie

Jeanette Ticks

Jen Uflect

Jenna Raeshun

Jenny Tailia

Jerry Mander

Jess Chur

Jill Tidd

Jim Shue

Jimmy D. Locke

Jo Kerr

Joe King

Jose Canusee

Joy Ryder

Joyce Tick

Juan Toothree

Jude Ishiary

Judy Cader

June Schauer

Justin Case

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Karen Beer

Kate Turing

Kathy Drull

Katy Didd

Kaye Neine

Kay Kwalk

Ken U. Diggit

Kerry Oki

Kim Ona

Kit Chen

Kitty Katt

Kurt Cee

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Lana Lynn

Lance A Boyle

Lauren Order

Lee King

Len Daneer

Leo Tard

Les Philling

Liddy Gates

Lily Pons

Lisa Carr

Liz Ard

Lois Point

Lolly Popp

Lon Moore

Lotta Cash

Lotti Dah

Lou Tennant

Luke Warm

Lyle Bull

Lynn Gweeny

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Mack Aronie

Madge Iktrix

Mae Hemm

Maggie Zeen

Mandy Tory

Manuel Labor

Marcia Mellow

Marcus Absent

Marge O'Rinn

Marian Furluv

Marion Formony

Mark Etting

Marsha Mello

Marshal Arts

Marty Graw

Marv Ellis

Mary Thon

Maryann Havkids

Mason Knight

Matt Triss

Maude Lynne

Max E. Mize

May O'Naize

Meg Afone

Mel Anoma

Mia Kulpa

Mick Stup

Mike Krobe

Miles Tugo

Millie Meader

Minnie Driver

Moe Lester

Molly Koddle

Mort Chuary

Myra Venge

Nan E. Gote

Nat Chural

Nate Ivson

Neal Downe

Nick Oteen

Nicole Odian

Noah Zark

Norm L. Skule

Norma Lee

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Olive Pitt

Ollie Baba

Omar Gosh

Orson Cart

Ossie Phyde

Otto Krat

Owen Cash

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Paige Turner

Pam Flett

Pat Onaback

Patti Cake

Patty Wagon

Paul Baer

Pearl E. Gates

Percy Verance

Peg Bord

Penny Lofer

Peri Skope

Perry Winkle

Pete Moss

Peter Pan

Phil Harmonik

Phillipa Basket

Phyllis Steen

Polly Esther

Preston Kleend

Pug Nayshush

Quinn Tuplets

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Rachel Mix

Randy Stopsine

Ray Deo

Raul Uvlaw

Red Buttons

Redd Foxx

Reggie Straishun

Rene Sounce

Rhoda Dendron

Rhonda Mulberrybush

Rich N. Faimus

Rick Shaw

Rip Torn

Rita Booke

Rob Banks

Robin Cheet

Rod N. Reel

Ron Chee

Rose Busch

Roseanne Spoak

Rosie Cheeks

Roy L. Paine

Rudy Mentary

Russell Cattell

Rusty Steele

Ruth Leslie

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Sadie Word

Sal E. Vate

Sally Mander

Sam Onella

Sandy Brooke

Sara Mony

Sarah Bellum

Saul E. Tare

Scott Frei

Sela Bessey

Seymour Kleerly

Sharon Sheraleik

Shirley U. Jest

Silas Cheermore

Skip Roper

Slim Pickens

Sol E. Tood

Stan Doffish

Steve Adore

Stu Piddity

Sue Shi

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Tad Pole

Tara Boomtiay

Taylor Mayd

Teddy Baer

Terri Bull

Terry Kloth

Tess Tickle

Tex Tyle

Theo Retical

Tim Burr

Tip Toe

Toby Ornotoby

Todd Lear

Tom Foolery

Tommy Gunn

Tony Pale

Ty Tannic

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Val Ubull

Van Illa

Vanna Tea

Verge Enwool

Vern Ackuler

Vic Tory

Victor E. Lane

Vince Ibble

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Wally Ball

Wanda Kiss

Warren Peese

Wayne Skoting

Wendy Boughbreaks

Wes Tindies

Will Power

Willie Everlearn

Willy Nilly

Woody Brown

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Xavier Breath

Xena Fobe

Yuri Nation

Zack A. Flower

Zeke DeTruth

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—Titles—


Aunt Tenna

Auntie Pasto

Baron Land

Boss Anova

Brother Hood

Cardianl Zinn

Chef Fonpye

Chaplain Charlie

Chief Skate

Czar Coidosis

Coach Fair

Colonel Uvtrooth

Count Sheep

Dame Itteniway

Dean Ooded

Deacon Taminate

Doc Trin

Duke Ittout

Earl Eeburd

Father Away

Fra Ternitti

General Issimo

Gramma Fone

Judge Meenot

King Fisher

Lady Bugg

Lord Nose

Ma Sheti

Maestro Blite

Maid Abubu

Major Ett

Mamma Mea

Marquis Mywordz

Master Bates

Mayor Maenot

Miss Nomer

Monk Keye

Mr. Byamile

Mrs. DePoint

Ms. Ribul

Nun Takin

Pa Thetic

Papa Kork

Pastor Bye

Pope Orri

Pops Ickle

Prince Sipple

Private Partz

Prophet Motive

Sir Loin

Sis Timatic

Speaker Fone

Uncle Lectable

Vicar Ussly

Viscount DaMony

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—States—


Al Aska

Ali Bama

Ari Zona

R. Cansah

Cal Efornia

Carol Leina

Collie Raddo

Con Netticut

Della Wear

Duke Oda

Flo Ridda

George Jahh

Ida Hoe

Ellie Noy

Andy Annah

I. Owah

Ken Tucky

Louise E. Anna

Mae Enn

Mary Land

Mitch Egan

Minnie Sota

Missy Sippi

Ms. Zurry

Ma Tana

Neve Adda

Newt Hampshire

Ngu Yuk

O. Hiyo

Oke La Homa

Orry Gunn

Tex Huss

Verge Inya

Vern Mont

Wes Virginia

Y. Oming