Hair Raising Names

(Read about Barber Shop names at " An Old Lady and a Mop")

Barbers and cosmetologists are the absolute aces when it comes to pun names. What do you call a barber shop in an airport concourse?  The Hair Port, of course.  Any phrase you can think of that can be twisted into a scalp reference probably already has been adopted by some hair place somewhere.  Did you say "Mane Street?"  Taken.  "Hair-O-Dynamics?"  Already owned.  "Shear Luck?"  Done.  I wonder if there is a barbershop in the country called Kut-Rite.  No, I guess it just does not have the "hair" of respectability.


Ali Barber

American Hair Lines

Best Little Hair House

Choice Cuts

Clip Joint

Clippity Do Da

Cliptomania

Comb One Comb All

Combing Attractions

Curl Up & Dye

A Cut Above

Cut Me Loose

Cutter Shark

The Cutting Edge

Dye Hard

The Hair-After

From Hair To Eternity

The Greatful Head

Hair & Now

Hair & There

Hair Apparent

Hairforce One


Hair Loom

Hairitage

Hair O' Dome

Hair-O-Dynamics

Hairoscope

Hair of Respectability

The Hair Port

The Hairtaker

Hair To Stay

Hair We Are

Hairs Johnny

Hairloom

Hair-Riffic

Hairs To You

Hairway To Heaven

Heads Up

Heads You Win

His and Hairs

Homecombing Queen

Julius Scissor

Locks of Luck

The Locks Smith


Loose Ends

Making Waves

The Mane Attraction

Peter's Mane Concern

Mane Event

The Mane Man

Mane Street

The Million Hairs

Miss Tress

Now Hair This

Parting Ways

Shear Delight

Shear Happiness

Shear Joy

ShearLocks Home

Shear Luck

Shears To You

Soul Scissors

Upper Cuts

Wave Hello

Well-Comb All

Yankee Clipper