Short essays

mostly on the lighter side

Capitalism, sometimes isn’t so efficient.

Cars should be perfect since they've been making them for 100 years.

Music, I love it like chocolate cake… but.

Street Names, let's not change them.

People are curious because they do things I don’t.

Designing safety. Please don’t save me from myself.

Smart House — who needs it?

Perfection wins over expedience.

Change isn’t always bad.

Body Art, why bother?

The Right To Dog Paws. Owning a dog is constitutionally guaranteed.

The Ten Commandments. What do they really say?

Reflections. Epigrams for an optimist and pessimist.

For Good Measure. A look at the names of measuring instruments.

Sexy Language. Fixing the sexism in the language